The First Airebor Game

 I couldn't tell this until I got my memory straight.

First off: This Bobby Bare recording is from a Shel Silverstein poem. Check the book: "Where the Sidewalk Ends."

Second: This was the first "official" adventure of Airebor.When Robin decided to start her game for real, she had an AD&D Players Handbook and Dungeon Master's Guide. No bloody 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5(e) edition, no Monster Manuals, and no modules. And to kick off her first "official" game (she had trial runs with close friends), she invited everyone in our regular gaming group to bring in one of their favorite characters from other games. She made up her own monsters (I recall, in particular, pillow monsters, and ambulatory pot plants, but there were many, many, others).

And she hit us with everything mentioned in this song. At the end of it, if they made it that far, the characters were transported to their new home.