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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
However, in the event that you want just a little more detail, this may help.
A picture being worth a thousand words, I have included one for brevity. The hair is brown with strands of gray (and yes, I will cut it for a role), the beard is curly (when I have one), the eyes are hazel. I'm 5'10" and weigh 200#. Born on May 7, 1961, which puts me at (*coughcough*) at the time of this writing, although many guess about 10 years younger. Of course, using makeup techniques, the grave is the limit on the other end of that scale.
Since we already have a reference to death from which to segue, here's the "obituary."
2022 (film, independent production company) teacher extra in "Inner Worlds"
2023 (stage, The Lofte Theatre), Haywood Slogget in "Doublewide, Texas"
2022 (stage, Lofte) several roles in "Remembering Carol Burnett"
2022 (stage, Lofte) Judge Omar Gaffney in "Harvey"
2022 (stage, Lofte) Judge Omar Gaffney in "Harvey"
2020 (film, LTD Productions) Grimly (Narrator) in "7 Tales For A Stormy Night"
2015 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre) Edsel Mackey in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
2014 (stage, Theatre For All) Director and butlers in "The Importance of Being Earnest"
2013 (stage, Theatre For All) Director and Frances Flute/Thisby in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
2012 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre) Stephen Hopkins in "1776" (review review)
2012 (stage, Shelterbelt Theatre ) Frank Jay in "From Shelterbelt With Love 11 - An Old Album" (article)
2011 (film, LTD Productions) Orcus in "The Elpis Orb"
2011 (stage, Plattsmouth Public Library) Director of "Tom Sawyer"
2010 (stage, Chanticleer Theatre ) Linc, Nathan, Boo, more in "To Kill A Mockingbird"
2010 (stage, Plattsmouth ) Director of "Daddy's Dyin', Who's Got The Will?"
2009 (stage, Plattsmouth ) Director of "Our Town"
2009 (stage, Shelterbelt) multiple roles in "From Shelterbelt With Love 8"
2008 (stage, Chanticleer ) Massoula in "Father of the Bride"
2007 (stage, Chanticleer ) Kraus in "Don't Drink The Water"
2006 (stage, John Beasley Theatre ) Mr. Klemper in "The Boys Next Door"
2006 (stage, Chanticleer ) Egeus in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
2006 (stage, Chanticleer ) Bill Sikes in "Oliver!"
2005 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre ) Sheriff Thomas in "The Rainmaker"
2005 (stage, BLT ) Little Harp in "The Robber Bridegroom"
2003 (stage, Ragged Blade Productions ) Preacher in "Full Frontal Nudity"
2003 (stage, Kirkwood Theatre Guild ) pirate chorus in "Pirates of Penzance"
2003 (film, Webster Groves student) Michael in "Last Supper"
2003 (stage, West County YMCA ) Andy in "Blue Horses"
2002 (stage, ClearLight Creative) Lead Sailor, Lounge Singer in "The Mystic"
2001 (stage, Act II St. Peters Community Theater ) Kipance in "Apology for a Pedlar"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Harmony Rhodes in "Daddy's Dyin - Who's Got The Will?"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Sound tech for "Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Man in "Veronica's Room"
2000 (stage, Act II) Harry in "Never Too Late"
2000 (stage, Act II ) Set Construction, Theseus in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
1999 (stage, St. Charles County Community Theater) Several roles in "All In The Timing."
1998 (film, Nonlinear Productions) Blandrews in "Tremendic."
1998 (stage, Act II ) Mort Hollender in "California Suite."
1998 (film, Fiasco Films) Bowler in "Arcade Bowl."
1998 (stage, Act II ) The wizard Cardamon in "Once Upon A Mattress."
1997 (stage, SCCCT) The Grinch in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas."
1997 (film, Leftover Productions) Restaurant Patron in "Out On A Limb."
1984 (film, Korea) Lt. Jenkins in "A Pocketful Of Memories"
1980 (stage, Kansas State University ) Multiple roles in "Take A Card."
1979 (stage, Clinton High School ) Captain Von Trapp in "The Sound of Music."
1978 (stage, CHS ) The groom in "A Wedding."
1978 (stage, CHS ) District Attorney Flint in "Night of January 16."
1977 (stage, CHS ) Dr. Grimwig in "Oliver!"
1976 (stage, CHS ) Senator Reed in "1776."
1976 (stage, CHS ) Multiple roles in "Sorry, Wrong Number."
And now, some miscellaneous information which may be relevant.
* My singing voice ranges from bass to baritone. Tenor with some discomfort (for the listener). Falsetto, no problem.
* I play fife and harmonica passably. You may even recognize the tunes. Learning guitar.
* I do a fair impression of several cartoon characters. Talk like Yoda, I can.
* I speak French like a native....of Texas. Various accents, no problem.
* I can do my own makeup, but won't turn down a personal makeup artist. Hey, I'm not snooty.
* I am able to handle cameras, lights and soundboards. Not to mention various small arms (I hope you don't need that).
* I know how to ride a horse and how to fence (just in case they bring back Xena).
* In case it isn't already apparent, I do know some stage magic.
* I don't argue with directors!
* I can be quiet in the green room.
* I do this for fun. I have not studied for years and don't ever expect to be discovered. Not that I'd turn it down...
2015 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre) Edsel Mackey in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
2014 (stage, Theatre For All) Director and butlers in "The Importance of Being Earnest"
2013 (stage, Theatre For All) Director and Frances Flute/Thisby in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
2012 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre) Stephen Hopkins in "1776" (review review)
2012 (stage, Shelterbelt Theatre ) Frank Jay in "From Shelterbelt With Love 11 - An Old Album" (article)
2011 (film, LTD Productions) Orcus in "The Elpis Orb"
2011 (stage, Plattsmouth Public Library) Director of "Tom Sawyer"
2010 (stage, Chanticleer Theatre ) Linc, Nathan, Boo, more in "To Kill A Mockingbird"
2010 (stage, Plattsmouth ) Director of "Daddy's Dyin', Who's Got The Will?"
2009 (stage, Plattsmouth ) Director of "Our Town"
2009 (stage, Shelterbelt) multiple roles in "From Shelterbelt With Love 8"
2008 (stage, Chanticleer ) Massoula in "Father of the Bride"
2007 (stage, Chanticleer ) Kraus in "Don't Drink The Water"
2006 (stage, John Beasley Theatre ) Mr. Klemper in "The Boys Next Door"
2006 (stage, Chanticleer ) Egeus in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
2006 (stage, Chanticleer ) Bill Sikes in "Oliver!"
2005 (stage, Bellevue Little Theatre ) Sheriff Thomas in "The Rainmaker"
2005 (stage, BLT ) Little Harp in "The Robber Bridegroom"
2003 (stage, Ragged Blade Productions ) Preacher in "Full Frontal Nudity"
2003 (stage, Kirkwood Theatre Guild ) pirate chorus in "Pirates of Penzance"
2003 (film, Webster Groves student) Michael in "Last Supper"
2003 (stage, West County YMCA ) Andy in "Blue Horses"
2002 (stage, ClearLight Creative) Lead Sailor, Lounge Singer in "The Mystic"
2001 (stage, Act II St. Peters Community Theater ) Kipance in "Apology for a Pedlar"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Harmony Rhodes in "Daddy's Dyin - Who's Got The Will?"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Sound tech for "Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean"
2001 (stage, Act II ) Man in "Veronica's Room"
2000 (stage, Act II) Harry in "Never Too Late"
2000 (stage, Act II ) Set Construction, Theseus in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
1999 (stage, St. Charles County Community Theater) Several roles in "All In The Timing."
1998 (film, Nonlinear Productions) Blandrews in "Tremendic."
1998 (stage, Act II ) Mort Hollender in "California Suite."
1998 (film, Fiasco Films) Bowler in "Arcade Bowl."
1998 (stage, Act II ) The wizard Cardamon in "Once Upon A Mattress."
1997 (stage, SCCCT) The Grinch in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas."
1997 (film, Leftover Productions) Restaurant Patron in "Out On A Limb."
1984 (film, Korea) Lt. Jenkins in "A Pocketful Of Memories"
1980 (stage, Kansas State University ) Multiple roles in "Take A Card."
1979 (stage, Clinton High School ) Captain Von Trapp in "The Sound of Music."
1978 (stage, CHS ) The groom in "A Wedding."
1978 (stage, CHS ) District Attorney Flint in "Night of January 16."
1977 (stage, CHS ) Dr. Grimwig in "Oliver!"
1976 (stage, CHS ) Senator Reed in "1776."
1976 (stage, CHS ) Multiple roles in "Sorry, Wrong Number."
And now, some miscellaneous information which may be relevant.
* My singing voice ranges from bass to baritone. Tenor with some discomfort (for the listener). Falsetto, no problem.
* I play fife and harmonica passably. You may even recognize the tunes. Learning guitar.
* I do a fair impression of several cartoon characters. Talk like Yoda, I can.
* I speak French like a native....of Texas. Various accents, no problem.
* I can do my own makeup, but won't turn down a personal makeup artist. Hey, I'm not snooty.
* I am able to handle cameras, lights and soundboards. Not to mention various small arms (I hope you don't need that).
* I know how to ride a horse and how to fence (just in case they bring back Xena).
* In case it isn't already apparent, I do know some stage magic.
* I don't argue with directors!
* I can be quiet in the green room.
* I do this for fun. I have not studied for years and don't ever expect to be discovered. Not that I'd turn it down...
