(Game date: 7/29/2021)
Oi you lot!
Ya member that jobber inna Cagelist ay went after? Well, ay gottit, an' yer nivver gonna belayve this shite!
First off, the addy was that posh luxe-haus where alla anthros went onna fritz an' doiced up alla pedos.
Y'know f'r certain, ay dinna jump tha fence. 'oo knows wot kinna bug-zappers they got onna
propertay, roight? So's, ay push th'button, anna gray ol' foxie steps aout ta lemme in, squintin' loik 'e canna see may. So ay buzz up in 'is foice an' tell 'im whoi am 'ere, an 'e woks me up tha path ta that big ol' 'ouse.
Soon as we get inna door, 'e 'angs a left and puts 'is 'and onna Dee Enn Ay lock, an' hopens a door to the rummiest room ay ever did see. Thairs haltars on foive soids, anna big 'un inna middle wif a yooman kid standin' onnit, wearin' all cere-moan-eeyal robes an' shite, an ay'm aboot ta buzz off, onna 'count of ay'm thinkin', mebbe this job izza bein' a sackrifoice, or summat, when this kid just shrinks on doon ta pixie-soize, an' sez, all fancy-loike, "Greetings. I am Ama. Thank you for coming."