Sunday, December 25, 2022

2022 Hogswatch Letter

Dear friends and family,

I did not see this year coming.

Early in January I decided that it was time to get back into  theatre.  After a few auditions, I was cast in a minor role for “Harvey,” at the Lofte, and enjoyed it so much that I was back soon after, for the show “Remembering Carol Burnett.”   Re-discovering my place in this community was the best thing I could have done.  

I’ve also continued with my weekly Bedtime Reading livestream, picking up a few viewers.  I also have a number of new Librivox projects underway.  I’m hoping to eventually produce voice projects for pay.  To that end cleared out my “hobbit room” upstairs and converted it into a studio.  It’s amazing how quiet it is up there.

Still working at the railroad.  Less said about that, the better.  Four years to retirement; can’t come quickly enough.

Went on an Alaskan cruise with Arthur & Anita & grandkids.  Lucian performed at karaoke night for the first time, and he was great!  The kid’s coming out of his shell.  The cruise was not quite as healing as our previous one – we all caught Covid on the last day, delaying our trip home by at least an extra travel day.  A minor strain, fortunately, but it did ruin a 3-year record.  

One of my cats scared me this week by slipping outside & running off (R-U-N-N-O-F-T).  She was only gone a day before realizing that the cold wasn’t going to get any better out there, even with the home-made shelters that I’ve placed  under the porch.  It’s a good thing she came back on her own.  Apparently she’s sly enough to get food from a live trap without setting it off.

In October, I started seeing an old college friend, Cinthia Pitcher.  We quickly bonded over our shared experiences (including, sadly, the loss of a spouse).  Within the month, we were engaged, and we are now getting a new house together for when she moves to Omaha in 2023.  We are planning a wedding for next October.

So, by this time next year, I’ll be sending these from a new address.

Stay safe, everybody.


Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Librivox Project - The Tyrrany of the Dark

I read for the male lead, Dr. Morton Serviss.  All files available here.

The Tyranny of the Dark

Hamlin Garland (1860 - 1940)

Dr. Morton Serviss is a promising young scientist who believes in the here and now. Viola Lambert is a
beautiful young woman who is haunted, and sometimes possessed, by the spirits of those who have died. After a chance meeting, they both are about to have their perceptions challenged.

Viola longs to escape from the life of a medium, but is unable to do so. Her mother and her pastor both encourage her in her abilities, and besides, she believes that the spirits themselves will never release her. Dr. Serviss doesn't believe in spirits, but he does see the necessity of her escape from the life she is living, and he is determined to release her. - Summary by Devorah Allen

THE CHARACTERS CONCERNED
Those in the Light:

Viola Lambert, the subject: Availle
Mrs. Lambert, her mother: Nichole James
Jospeh Lambert, her step-father: ToddHW
Anthony Clarke, her pastor: James R. Hedrick
Dr. Britt, her physician: Mike Manolakes
Morton Serviss, her lover: John Payton
Kate Rice, her friend: Devorah Allen
Dr. Weissmann, her investigator: kromaine
Simeon Pratt, her patron: Algy Pug
Clinton Ward: Roger Melin
Mr. Lambert's Cook: Wayne Cooke
Dinner Hostess: Jenn Broda
Dinner Guest: Anthony Joseph
Pratt's Guest 1: Jennifer Wilson
Pratt's Guest 2: Mira Williams
A Detective: Mason Lewis
An Author: Mira Williams
Pratt's Usher: Mason Lewis
Pratt's Servant: Wayne Cooke
Pratt's Maid: Scarbo
Dr. Tolman: Shawn Clayton
Kate's Maid: Lauren-Emma Blake
A Reporter: Andrea Atwood
Those in the Dark:
Waldron, her father: Mark Kilkelly
MacLeod, her "control": Alan Mapstone
Waltie, her poltergeist: Andrea Atwood
Jennie Pratt, Pratt's eldest daughter: Jenn Broda
"Loggy": Larry Wilson
Great Aunt Dosia: Jennifer Wilson
Adele: Jenn Broda
Mrs. Serviss: Jennifer Wilson
Mina: Jenn Broda
Narrated by: Michele Eaton

Genre(s): Dramatic Readings, Horror & Supernatural Fiction

Language: English

Friday, August 19, 2022

Would You Like To Be A Cleric For Dunstan?

This happened in Robin's game, while we lived in Denver in the early 80's

 Our gnome cleric (who went by “Twit”)  had just discovered that he could gain experience by converting folk to his religion.  Eager for an easy 50xp, he accosted a random npc on the street.  

“How would you like to be a cleric for Dunstan?” he opened.  “It’s really great!  You get to adventure everywhere!  I’ve even been to the ninth circle of Hell!  And treasure like you wouldn’t believe!  I’ve got magic swords coming out of my ass!”

Now, one thing you must understand:  In our game, you just don’t say random crap like that in character, because you never know who might be listening.  Twit wasn’t kidding about the wide variety of adventures he’d been on, but he kind of left out the many powerful entities who still held grudges, and could bestow curses.  

The next couple of rounds were painful for Twit, but he survived.  And he earned the 50xp conversion bonus.  

The pile of swords all had “Nystuls’ Magic Aura” on them and a somewhat disgusted merchant offered fifty gold for the lot.  

The curse could have been removed - Twit himself was high enough level to cast the spell - but he never did.  

A couple of years later, I heard that another DM in Denver used Twit as a random encounter - but with a weaponized version of the curse.   Apparently a party encountered a gnome who merely turned around, dropped trou, and uttered the phrase:

“I’ve got magic swords coming out of my ass!”

Monday, June 27, 2022

They can't make this right

Not so far as I'm concerned.  

I want Trump found guilty of insurrection.  Of plotting to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States.  And everyone in Congress who helped him, the same.

I want them all jailed.

I want every single Trump appointee removed from office, and every decision they ever made while in office declared null and void.

I won't get what I want.  Probably not even one part of it.  

They'll never make this right.  Not in my lifetime.

Monday, May 30, 2022

Librivox: Lady Frederick

Lady Frederick, a Comedy in Three Acts

W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)

Lady Frederick is a comedy by the British writer W. Somerset Maugham, written early in his career. The play was first seen in London in 1907, and was very successful, running for 422 performances. The title role was played by Ethel Irving. In New York it was first performed in 1908, with Lady Frederick played by Ethel Barrymore, who reprised her role in the play's film adaptation, The Divorcee. In the play, Lady Frederick is an Irish widow, seriously in debt; she must deal with suitors who have various motives for proposing marriage, and with the man with whom she once had an affair. - Summary by Lynette Caulkins


Cast list:
Lady Frederick Berolles: Ailis
Sir Gerald O'Mara: Anthony Joseph
Mr. Paradine Fouldes: John Payton  <--  ME
Marchioness of Mereston: Anna Maria
Marquess of Mereston: Tomas Peter
Captain Montgomerie: GlennProud3
Admiral Carlisle: ToddHW
Rose: Christina Fu
Lady Frederick's Dressmaker, Madame Claude: WendyKatzHiller
Lady Frederick's Footman: James R. Hedrick
Lady Frederick's Maid: Rapunzelina
Thompson: Scott Caulkins
Servant: David Purdy
Stage Directions: Lynette Caulkins

Genre(s): Plays, Comedy

Language: English


Wednesday, April 6, 2022

A Family Man

Here's another Librivox project. 

A Family Man

John Galsworthy (1867 - 1933)


John Builder is a solid, middle-class Englishman. He is very domineering but finds that the women around him are insistent on living their own lives. They will not let him take control. His world begins to fall apart around him. Summary by Michele Eaton


Cast:

Stage Directions: MichaelMaggs
Mr Builder: Adrian Stephens
Maud: Jenn Broda
Guy: John Payton
Topping: Alan Mapstone
Harris: Andrew Kennedy
Camille: JennPratt
Mrs Builder: WendyKatzhiller
Annie: Michele Eaton
Mayor: ToddHW
Athene: Diana Helen Kennedy
Ralph: Anthony Joseph
Sergeant: David Purdy
Moon: James R. Hedrick
Chantrey: Mark Kilkelly
Boy's Voice: ksb013
Journalist: Sonia

Genre(s): Family Life, Plays, Romance

Language: English

Friday, April 1, 2022

Pookas, Gender, and the Autism Spectrum

(Note: This article contains some spoilers for the play Harvey, written by Mary Chase in 1944 and made into a movie starring Jimmy Stewart in 1950.  Seriously, you’ve had plenty of time to see it.)

Elwood P. Dowd has a friend: Harvey, a six-and-a-half foot tall white rabbit.  Or, if you prefer, a pooka.  This might not be so much of a problem, if it weren't for the fact that only Elwood can see him.  

Everyone wants Elwood to be normal, and not see Harvey anymore.  Near the end of the story, the doctors offer up a convenient injection (Formula 977) which will completely cure Elwood.  No more hallucinations, no more pookas.  He will be just like every other normal person.

In the most general, surface interpretation, Elwood represents the harmless eccentric.  Those who view reality through slightly different lenses, and harm no one -- indeed, by their very existence, they make life more interesting, more pleasant.  

But in a broader sense, he also represents everyone who struggles to exist on their own terms.  Everyone who has experienced society, close friends, and even family trying to change them, to make them "normal."  For the vast majority of these, there is no magical pooka, nor plot macguffin, to ensure that everything turns out for the best.  

Perhaps Mary Chase didn't intend for her beloved character to represent these elements.  On the other hand, how could she not?  These issues certainly existed in her time.  

In the 1940s, homosexuality was a hotbed of controversy across the world.  Some countries were taking steps toward legality and equality, while others vehemently moved in the opposite direction.  All throughout this decade, and the next, the US continued a policy of silent oppression (Illinois was the first state to repeal thier sodomy law, in 1962).  

Research on autism truly began in the 40s.  1944, the first production of Harvey, also witnessed the birth of the term "Asperger's syndrome."  Of course, like the spectrum of gender, the autism spectrum has always been with us.  We just called them both by different names.  Such people, like Elwood, were "different."  Some lucky few found acceptance.  Most real-life stories did not have such a happy ending.  

In real life, there is no "Formula 977" that will turn everyone "normal."  But so many people act as if there were, and would gladly force others to take it.  I need only point to the current anti-trans situation in Texas.  Nor is the attitude limited to heartless politicians.  Take a look at ABA and tell me that many loving parents wouldn't choose some magic pill if it made autism disappear - or, at least made it invisible.  Shock treatment is in use even today, as are abusive “conversion camps.”

Chase wants the audience to believe that Harvey is real.  Little bits of stage directions have doors opening and closing by themselves, indicating that an invisible person is entering a room.  Elwood knows he has to answer a telephone before it rings, because Harvey tells him the future.  By these devices, she gets us on Elwood's side.  He can't be crazy, and we want him to hold on to his magical friend.  In this way, we get to hold on to our own fantasies, and maybe there's a chance that those are real too -- and that we can find acceptance for our own personal strangeness.

Here's a little secret about the stage directions in a playbook: The director doesn't have to follow them.  You must remain faithful to the dialogue (at least, in a copyrighted work), but you can change up the blocking however you like.  Yet, even if we omitted all the self-opening doors, I think we'd sympathize with Mr. Dowd - and we find little clues from the author that she was addressing larger issues.

Elwood does not try to change people.  He recognizes beauty wherever he sees it.  A flower, a dear friend or relative, a complete stranger, even a voice on the telephone.  Age doesn't matter, the attitude of the person toward him doesn't matter.  Everyone shines with beauty for him, so everyone is a potential friend.  He can never think of anywhere else he would rather be.  How can we not respond to that?  

Judge Gaffney, an old friend of the family, describes it in this way: "Men liked him.  Women liked him.  I liked him."  By phrasing it exactly so, the Judge reveals a bit about himself.

During the story, Elwood spends a good deal of time commenting on the beauty of the nurse, Miss Kelly, who has suffered neglect from her crush, Dr. Sanderson.  Chase uses this pair to establish a few themes, an antagonistic duality of intellectualism and empathy being primary.  Sanderson doesn't notice Kelly's beauty, doesn't listen to her.  Sanderson doesn't listen to women in general (he ends up committing Elwood's sister Veta because of this), a trait he probably learned from his idol, Dr. Chumley  

"I wouldn't let her talk to me," Chumley says as he describes his fantasy, "but as I talked I would want her to reach out a soft white hand and stroke my head and say, 'Poor thing!'"  One may well wonder how many poor women are currently locked up in his sanitarium under the generic diagnosis of "hysteria."  Doctors have been notorious about not listening to women since Hippocrates wrote his hypocritical oath.

Elwood mildly rebukes this attitude.  Perhaps - and in the end, the audience will agree - he's the most sane and balanced person in the entire story.  And it's not because of any lack of good intentions.  When we examine everyone closely, we can see that not one of them really wishes anyone any ill.  This story has no one character that we can point to and say, "That's the villain."  Even the overbearing Wilson, the strong-armed orderly of the sanitarium, is only doing what he believes is best for all concerned.

But the story does have conflict.  It arises from a lack of acceptance.  The characters are unable to put aside their ideas of how the world should work for long enough to see that the world works already.  Veta's acceptance of that fact is the resolution of the conflict.

Acceptance would do us all a world of good, right now.  

I think that "Harvey" is supposed to tell us this:   

  • Don't try to force everyone into your little box labeled "Normal."  
  • People can be lovely, if you give them a chance.
  • If you must choose between smart and pleasant, choose pleasant.
  • Let the woman talk.  And listen to her.
  • You can have a good time, no matter where you are.
  • Relax.  The kids are fine.

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Librivox Release: A Book About Myself

I read a couple of chapters in this one.

 A Book About Myself

Theodore Dreiser (1871 - 1945)

A book written by Theodore Dreiser detailing a history of his life and how he became a writer. - Summary by Michele Eaton

Genre(s): Family Life, *Non-fiction

Language: English

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Forgotten Gods 2: Noah



You are an old and merciless supernatural deity who's job is to specifically make sure that all prophecies thrown out into the world are fullfilled. Recently, a child has imagined themselves a prophet, and now most of your days is spent around a little town, helping children fulfill destinies like "finding a big tree" or "learning to ride a bike". Story by Sarah Blackwell. More fiction by Sarah: https://dycefic.tumblr.com/ Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/dycewrites Patreon: https://href.li/?https://www.patreon.... Concept by writing-prompt-s https://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/ https://www.instagram.com/writing.pro... Cover art: "Raven" by Otto Rapp https://www.flickr.com/photos/artofth... https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Read by John Payton If you want to hire me as a voice actor, contact me via this channel. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...