Thursday, June 21, 2012

Sing out loud...sing out strong

This is one of those posts that will get edited from time to time. I've been singing karaoke for a while now, and this will be my list of best efforts. The songs that I know I can nail.







Mister Cellophane



Robin says this is my best ever. I actually received applause before the song ended - probably for hitting the right high note toward the end. Soon as I can get the sheet music in & practice a bit, this will become my favored audition song. The karaoke version is kinda weird, it includes movie dialog between the verses. Why the hell do that?




Little Red Riding Hood



Tried this for the first time recently. It's a lot of fun to do and suits my voice.




Highwayman




I think I'd like this one best if I could find someone else to share verses with. But I think I've found my best take on it alone. It's tough, being the only person who knows some of these.




I Crush Everything




Of course, I enjoy doing most Coulton songs. I love singing Code Monkey and Re: Your Brains, and I'd try Space Doggity if I could find a karaoke for it. But this one I feel best at. Unfortunately, my current favorite singing spot doesn't have any of them and won't allow personal discs. I'll have to see about getting him the song files.




Ring of Fire




It may just be personal conceit, but I'm pleased with my Johnny Cash impression.




Act Naturally




This one is just fun to do and I don't screw it up.




Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime




Whenever I try to do a crooner song, it comes out sounding like Dean Martin anyway. So he's my crooner of choice. I think my dad tried awfully hard to look like him.



Update 8/8/2012 - The Curly Shuffle






I surprised everyone with this song, and then Robin suprised me by including it among my best. I think that it would be better with a chorus of Stooges helping out, but hardly anyone knows it.


All requests, in the comments section.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Obama set the stage?

I'm hearing from quite a few on the right that Obama is to blame for the current high price of gasoline, but I can't find any evidence on which to base this accusation. Nor has anyone provided any for me.

The Federal excise tax on gasoline has not raised since 1997

US production of crude oil has risen steadily since Obama took office. Even during the six-month moratorium on deep-water drilling, US oil production was not negatively affected.

Please note, from the above chart, that US production of crude had previously fallen steadily since 1985. Even during the Bush years, 2000-2008 - production steadily fell.

This is because the moratorium did not prevent the operation of existing wells. It only prevented new exploratory drilling during the time that it was in effect.

I even heard one person, while accusing Obama for the steady rise in gas prices since he took office, give credit to Bush for the rise in oil production during the same time period. Talk about a stretch! Bush couldn't affect oil production in eight years, yet Obama could raise the price of gas within days of taking the oath? How do you wrap your brain around such contradictions?

So far, no one has satisfactorily explained exactly what it is that Obama has supposedly done to make the price of gasoline so high.

It's not as if he started two wars in the Middle East.

It's not as if he has familial connections to the oil industry.

It's not as if he chose an oil company executive for a running mate.

It's not as if he appointed an oil company executive as National Security Advisor or Secretary of State.

It's not as if he invited oil company executives to create energy policy for the US behind closed doors.

And yet I have been told that Obama has "set the stage" for higher gas prices, without anyone providing specific actions. Is it "anti-oil" to not bend over for oil companies? When pressed, people speak vaguely about the six-month moratorium in 2010 (but I've already debunked that, above), and that he did not fast-track the Keystone pipeline. I'll get to this, but first one final word about the moratorium.

Suppose your neighbor wanted to add on to his house, but the only way to get the construction equipment on-site was through your back yard. And, even though he swore that there would be no damage to your property, someone on the crew didn't set a handbrake on a truck, which then crashed through your kitchen wall.

Wouldn't you be just a little bit pissed? Wouldn't you tell this neighbor, no more construction crews through my back yard? At least, until you were satisfied that your kitchen (and grass, and begonias) were all put right and that there would be no more incidents like this?

In other words, what the hell would you have done in Obama's place? Remember, the BP disaster in the Gulf was entirely their fault. They did not have adequate safety measures in place, and what they did have was not operational. Having caused this explosion and huge spill, they then admitted that they had NO FUCKING CLUE how to fix it. So what would you have done?

Okay, now on to the Keystone. This is a clusterfuck if ever there was one, but what it boils down to is this: TransCanada wanted to build a huge pipeline, using force-pressure technology that had already caused one huge spill elsewhere. Republicans wanted to fast-track this pipeline, despite huge protest from very dissimilar groups. Environmentalists said it was a bad idea. Farmers said it was a bad idea. In November of 2011, Obama announced that he'd have a decision in a couple of years. That wasn't good enough for Congressional Republicans, who attached a two-month deadline to an unrelated extension to a payroll tax break for American workers. And for once, Obama grew a spine and said "No."

Okay, got all that? Now, go back to the steady increase in domestic oil production since Obama took office. Now, look at oil company profits during that time and try to reconcile that to the claim that the oil industry, and by association, the US economy, was somehow hurt by this action. Try to reconcile this with the claim that Obama has, somehow, set the stage for high gas prices.

You can't do it.

Here's a link to Obama's accomplishments to date. If you look you can find those specifically associated with Energy: Oil. If you're so inclined, then please feel free to point out those which set the stage for high gas prices -- and then, if you'd be so kind, TELL ME WHAT YOU'D HAVE DONE.

Anyone who can't expend this much effort to justify blaming Obama for high gas prices, is not worth my time.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Stewardship

So, Santorum espouses an anti-environmentalist view because he thinks that mankind is supposed to be the steward of the Earth?

I call bullshit.

Stewardship: the responsible overseeing and protection of something considered worth caring for and preserving.

Anyone who truly believed that Man is the appointed steward of the Earth should be the most vigilant environmentalist in existence. If nothing else, they'd be concerned about their God's reaction to any other behavior, because if you believe that you are a steward of the Earth, that means that you believe that you will have to account for your stewardship.

But the anti-environmental attitude displayed by Romney clearly shows that he truly believes he is accountable to nobody and nothing.

If you were to loan someone your car for a year, and they didn't even change the oil that whole time, wouldn't you be a little bit peeved? Now imagine if you loaned them a whole planet!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

One Red Bug


One little red bug said,
"I need a hug.
I'm very lonely and very needing love."

 Two little yellow bugs in the yard
pulling a string out of a plug.
Little red bug said,
"I need a hug."
Little yellow bugs said,
"Go away.
Come again some other day.
We're too busy unplugging the yard today."
Three little pink bugs sitting in a tree.
Little red bug said,
"I need a hug."
Little pink bug said,
"Go away.
I'm too busy today."
Four little blue bugs sat upon a chair,
Crawling under the cushion,
 And having fun to fair.
Red bug said,
"I need a hug."
The blue bugs said,
"We can't play very long.  Please go away.
We might give you a hug some other day."

Five little purple bugs went to a circus.
Red bug said,
"I need a hug."
"We're too much having fun.
Please come and have fun with us another day."
Six orange bugs eating on a leaf.
Red bug said,
"I need a hug."
Orange bugs say,
"We're eating today.
We can't hug you right now."

So red bug went and stayed on the tree, crying,
"I need a hug.
I need a friend, please."

One red bug came and said,
"I'm lonely too and I need a hug.
I'll only give you a hug if you give me a hug."
So the other red bug said,
"I'll give you a hug."
And so he did.

And then he had a friend.
And the other red bug had a friend too.

The end.


 By Kyrie (1996? I just found it in a box we unpacked)



Sunday, November 13, 2011

'Tis the Season

It's started. We're barely out of Halloween, but already the "War on Christmas" has begun.

I refer, of course, to the mass hysteria that we have had to endure every year lately, when large groups of people, spurred by a tiny group of right-wing pundits, get totally freaked out whenever someone wishes them "Happy Holidays."

Everyone, please, chill the fuck out. No one has declared war on Christmas. No one.

There's a very long article on the subject here, but that's the gist of it.

Don't believe me? Here's your assignment for the day.

Greet twelve people with the phrase "Merry Christmas." Count how many are offended.

Then greet twelve people with "Happy Holidays." Compare results (and be ready to duck).

Friday, November 11, 2011

Did anyone make a wish today?

Does it nullify the wish if you tell me about it?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The corruption of pure capitalism

Business is, by its very nature, corrupt

The purpose of business is to make a profit. Personal gain. And businessmen will do anything, moral or not, for personal gain.

That is not the purpose of government. The purpose of our government is pretty well spelled out in the preamble to the constitution. To form a more perfect union. To establish justice. To ensure domestic tranquility. To provide for the common defense. To promote the general welfare. To secure the blessings of liberty.

Nothing in there about profit.

Men become corrupt when considerations of personal gain take precedence over considerations of right and wrong.

Capitalism does not include any precept of right and wrong. Its stated goal is profit. Personal gain.

Government becomes corrupt when the people running it put personal gain over the stated goals of the government.

Now, who has the means to provide personal gain to Congress? The Supreme Court? The President?

I'll tell you. It is the wealthy and powerful.

It is not the poor, the teachers, the police, the firefighters. It is not the unions, the truck drivers, the office peons. None of these people have anything with which to tempt anyone in a position of government power.

It is leaders of business who corrupt the leaders of government.

Think about that the next time you kneel at your Ayn Rand shrine and kiss the cover of Atlas Shrugged.